clumsyoctopus:

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude

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alice-rabbit:

eyebrowgod:

eyebrowgod:

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

There is nothing to defend

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hillarygayle:

morethanonepage:

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

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teenscoolest:

monstrousreg:

Today in the park I was walking my dog and there was this other girl walking her poodle. She was really pretty and very very nice. Our dogs played for a little while. And then her poodle squatted and pooped, and when she leaned down to pick it up a dude started yelling obscenities about how he’d like to put his dick in her ass.

She got up and literally threw the bag of warm poop at him.

It hit him in the face.

I got to witness that. This might be the best day of my life. 

 

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jervae:

I consider everybody who reblogged this family.

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i-still-love-the-way-you-hurt-me:

youcantcancelquidditch:

nightvails:

I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could.

I heard the guys in the car go “the fuck?”

#no this is good let’s do this

Guy: “Ay yo baby, nice tits!”
Girl:

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whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

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ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

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bisexualculture:

ifreakingluvgerardway:

crunchbuttsteak:

as-thin-as-fuck:

THIS BLOWS MY MIND EVERY FUCKING TIME, LOOK AT THE STRINGS!

camera shutter speed happens to be really high and ends up being almost semi-synchronous with the strings vibrating.

What song is this?

Sweater Weather by The Neighborhood

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GUYS THEY ADDED BILL NYE TO NETFLIX

thwipthwipmotherfucker:

I REPEAT THEY ADDED BILL NYE TO NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

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hexygen:

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

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cactiofficial:

things i’m bad at:

• eye contact
• expressing feelings
• making decisions
• telling someone what i want
• explaining why i act a certain way
• getting motivated to do stuff
• knowing what i want
• paying attention to people

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